Friday, January 13, 2006 Madness

After friends heard my constant moans about being single, they suggested I try to find love through Initially I created a convential profile, but within a week, after reading so many profiles where men demanded that their potential partners be gay versions of Vin Diesel (who may be a straight version of his gay self for all I know), I started playing with my profile and turned it into art and activism. Don't know if it has aided me in my personal quest, but it sure is a lot more fun.

Here is my latest intro:
I am a straight-acting, incredibly masculine professional gay man who is exclusivley into guy stuff--tough manly activities. I'm not your typical gay guy--I like football and high fat foods and hate faggy things like musicals and sappy movies.

I'm looking for an overweight unemployed fem gay who does drugs and is riddled with diseases. They say opposites attract.
Visit to see my complete profile.


At 12:46 AM , Blogger Joe G. said...

I love the description. When I was using Planet a few years back I was tempted to place an ad with something similar. It included things such as "not straight acting, femmie, out-of-shape, too old for most of you who are seeking LTRs that are not superficial." I didn't place it because one of my friends thought it read too bitter. It was, but it was also fun to contemplate placing it to "make a statement". Good luck on your search!

At 3:53 AM , Blogger Willie Hewes said...

Hee hee hee! Yes, good luck. Silly stuff...

At 5:53 AM , Blogger Contemplative Activist said...

Ooooooh dear....;)

At 12:32 PM , Blogger Christine Bakke said...

I think I still like your previous one the best! :) But I like what you are doing...

At 1:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think that profile will get you many dates.

Oh the other hand, if some guy actually contacts you and appears serious, be very afraid. :-)

(who is hoping that he, too -- someday -- might actually have a date)

At 6:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you crack me up. i'm not sure sbm would approve--you know, that messing with people thing--but i think it's genius. YOU are a genius . . . but you already knew that, maybe you should come over and watch the playoffs with m this weekend.

At 12:25 AM , Blogger Jennifer said...

Interesting profile! Someone who does drugs and is riddled with diseases, eh?!?

At 7:51 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...


Conventional Anti-Spyware/Adware programs don't work. And they harass me with popups every few minutes.

One day, was so furious, I googled, "sue".
I'm glad people did that before I did. They're getting sued. Why? Cuz they're employing people to act as potential dates for their customers.

Someone has to make them pay for their intrusive, obstrusive and unlawful advertising as well.

So yeah, stay away and put your money elsewhere :(


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