Match.com Madness
After friends heard my constant moans about being single, they suggested I try to find love through Match.com. Initially I created a convential profile, but within a week, after reading so many profiles where men demanded that their potential partners be gay versions of Vin Diesel (who may be a straight version of his gay self for all I know), I started playing with my profile and turned it into art and activism. Don't know if it has aided me in my personal quest, but it sure is a lot more fun.Here is my latest intro:
I am a straight-acting, incredibly masculine professional gay man who is exclusivley into guy stuff--tough manly activities. I'm not your typical gay guy--I like football and high fat foods and hate faggy things like musicals and sappy movies.Visit Match.com to see my complete profile.
I'm looking for an overweight unemployed fem gay who does drugs and is riddled with diseases. They say opposites attract.
posted by Peterson Toscano @ 12:09 AM
6 Comments:
Hee hee hee! Yes, good luck. Silly stuff...
Ooooooh dear....;)
I think I still like your previous one the best! :) But I like what you are doing...
I don't think that profile will get you many dates.
Oh the other hand, if some guy actually contacts you and appears serious, be very afraid. :-)
Tom
(who is hoping that he, too -- someday -- might actually have a date)
Interesting profile! Someone who does drugs and is riddled with diseases, eh?!?
Honestly, match.com is like THE HATED SPYWARE/ADWARE.
Conventional Anti-Spyware/Adware programs don't work. And they harass me with popups every few minutes.
One day, was so furious, I googled, "sue match.com".
I'm glad people did that before I did. They're getting sued. Why? Cuz they're employing people to act as potential dates for their customers.
Someone has to make them pay for their intrusive, obstrusive and unlawful advertising as well.
So yeah, stay away and put your money elsewhere :(
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